Tuesday, April 17, 2007
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About Me
- Tom Loan Shark
- I am quick to point out that I grew up in tough surroundings without many resources. I used this experience to learn about the habits and the lifestyles of the less fortunate. Instead of dedicating my life to helping the disadvantaged, I instead used that knowledge to make millions of dollars by preying on their fiscal vulnerabilities. Suckers! I have taken enough money from poor people to feed my family for several generations, and now it is time to give back to the City that I love (to exploit). I decided to forego the traditional philanthropist route and give millions of dollars to a group of truly deserving Philadelphians: TV station executives. I am spending $500,000 a week to keep these brave men and women off the streets. Some people may call me a hero for spending millions of dollars on this cause, and I agree. But fear not, if I ever need money again I know how to get it. Payday is coming up soon, hows about I advance you a few bucks?